I live in a box and I eat out of the garbage cans outside of my school with a dancing monkey. I wear the same thing every freakin day but I hide it with the sweater I always wear. And I smell like banannas! (this is 100% not true)

I was born in Redlands and my parents seperated at the age of 2(don't cry, it doesn't bother me that much any more). I would then travel between New York and California every 4 months for the next 2 years to see the family. When I started 1st grade at McKinley Elementry, My dad moved closer to me. I skipped 6th and went straight to 7th grade and am now in 8th grade at Mountain Veiw Middle School with my many friends.

	Look at me workin'! What a job! This is my wonderful job as a steam boat captain! Don't you envy me? I'm completely famous!

Here's a list of some of my favorite music:

Ramones, The Beatles, AC/DC, Tom Petty, The Dead Milkmen, and Oingo Boingo